Vol. 001 · Flavour Desk
Wednesday · July 29 · 2026
Toronto · Price: One Likkle Dolla
De Hawt Times
★ Flavour First Daily ★Est. In Mom's KitchenAll Heat · No Cap
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Save On De OG Collection!
Shocking scenes at the flavour exchange this week as the OG Collection was spotted trading well below market value. Analysts urge readers to act fast — “heat this good doesn't stay cheap.”
● Deal AlertLot No. 001
“I came for one bottle. I left with the set. No regrets.”— Anonymous Reader, Aisle 3
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Lost & Found
LOST: One bland dinner. Last seen before Pepper Dem arrived. If found — do not return.